There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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