butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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