I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She bit a glass in half.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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