Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We just shotgunned beers for America
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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