we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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