I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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