guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Can I color on your dick again?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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