like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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