id be glad to
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
and she was petting her beer can
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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