I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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