I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
