Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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