ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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