that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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