Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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