I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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