id be glad to
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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