the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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