You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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