I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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