this beer tastes like vomit already
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The ass gains better be worth it
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