i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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