would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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