its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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