Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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