NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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