Kareoke will never be a sober sport
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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