if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just gift wrapped bread.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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