16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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