And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
not ubering you a puppy
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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