Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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