I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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