Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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