He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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