I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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