your parents love me but you hate me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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