I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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