Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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