Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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