She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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