Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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