your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my mouth tastes like poor choices
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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