all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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