didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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