he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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