Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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