This is not my ceiling
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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