I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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