Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I can't put those talents on a resume
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
