YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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