Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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