I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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