Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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